Once upon a time I had a blog, wherein all of my finest thoughts, funniest stories and most blatant exaggerations were showcased for all of the world. This blog tended to get me in trouble though, when the occasional cuss word would find it's way to the cyber-page, or there was a questionably kind reference to my fairytale upbringing... So I deleted it. All of it. Letters and sounds and pictures of things that have forever been obliterated from the imagination of mankind. More's the pity, for it was fraught with tears and belly-laughs and petty mock offenses and juicy gossip.
So I am back, and as a disclaimer, would like to kindly disinvite anyone from reading who is offended by the occasional four letter word or sexual reference (meaning there mayhaps be a moment or two in time when I, in fact, acknowledge sex as an actual existing thing and not just an old wives tale that mothers made up to scare their daughters, and perhaps even to lead the reader to believe that I have not only once or twice engaged in said activity, but would like to again at some point in my life.), or is happy living in the charming delusion that mistakes are embarrassing things we don't admit to rather than the embellishment and possibilities of our haphazard lives. I, for one, am eternally thankful for almost every mistake I have ever made, or that has been made against me, and will issue that disclaimer throughout my journeys.
So in this winding narrative you will find letters, journal entries, bits and pieces of the life that I have stumbled my way merrily through, and I will attempt to date things so that you, my dear reader, are not left in a befuddled sense of timeless chaos. Oh no, my chaos has a definite timed cadence. It is, after all, predictable.
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