1) woke up feeling like crap. never a good sign.
2) proceeded to discover not one pair of my jeans would button. resorted to carhartts + the rubber band trick. and I am NOT pregnant.
3) face is possibly more broken out today than it was yesterday (which is hard to believe)
4) water in the shower would not get hot. enough.
5) almost hit a car that almost hit a crazy ugly dog running wild on the highway this morning on the way to work.
6) opened the store to discover that a skunk has taken up residence somewhere very near, or under, or inside of this building. unpleasant. it smells like 6 hippies broke in and smoked bad weed in here all night.
7) oil tanks for BOTH heaters are empty, space heater #1 is broken and space heater #2 is getting a hernia trying to keep me from going hypothermic
8) I HATE PROTEIN SHAKES
9) my car was frosted over
10) aspen wanted rice cakes with nutella, now both are completely covering the kitchen to front porch zone and I just realized rice cakes smell like cat shit
11) the cat possibly shit in the house somewhere but I couldn't find it and blamed the rice cakes
12) protein shakes suck
13) three words: pre menstrual suckiness
14) 26 degrees
15) I yelled at my kids. because I didn't know what else to say.
16) I gagged on my supplements. sick.
considering it's not even 8:30 AM yet, I should probably see about an attitude adjustment or this is going to be a very long day.
reasons today is a good day:
...the coffee is almost done?
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